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3 March 10

Reblogged: missjune

Tags: funny
21 February 10

Reblogged: fakenicebitch

Posted: 2:53 PM

Reblogged: tiwapollo

19 February 10
I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want—an adorable pancreas?
— Jean Kerr

Reblogged: quote-book

18 February 10
Tip from 2BD- If your shoes are half a size too small, place a sealed sandwich baggie filled about 1/4 of the way up with water inside the shoe and stick them in the freezer.  When the water freezes and turns to ice, it will expand a little bit and stretch the shoe.
I’m told this works best for leather, but you can get some stretch in other kinds of shoes too.
Click here for a DIY video.

Tip from 2BD- If your shoes are half a size too small, place a sealed sandwich baggie filled about 1/4 of the way up with water inside the shoe and stick them in the freezer.  When the water freezes and turns to ice, it will expand a little bit and stretch the shoe.

I’m told this works best for leather, but you can get some stretch in other kinds of shoes too.

Click here for a DIY video.

Reblogged: rockstarslovenadi

Posted: 4:40 PM

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Cherry Bmb - 2BITCHEZDEEP.BLOGSPOT.COM

Reblogged: 2bitchezdeep

16 February 10

Reblogged: blaqhearts

Posted: 3:44 AM

Reblogged: tiwapollo

Posted: 3:43 AM
THIS is a good freaking question.

THIS is a good freaking question.

Reblogged: tiwapollo

Posted: 3:02 AM

Reblogged: tiwapollo

Tags: photos funny
Posted: 2:51 AM

Reblogged: tiwapollo

Posted: 2:46 AM
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, 1986

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, 1986

Reblogged: tiwapollo

Posted: 2:30 AM

Reblogged: tiwapollo

15 February 10
  • My mom was looking at my receipts to drop off with the rest of my stuff to do my taxes.
  • Mom: "Since when is Jimmy Choo, Bebe, & makeup a tax deduction?"
  • Me: (with a straight face) "I bought it for work, ma."
  • Mom: "You weren't even working when you bought some of this."
  • Me: "So, dress for success. Dress for the job you want!"
  • Mom: "You're ridiculous."
  • Me: "Well, I got the job, didn't I?"
14 February 10
Modern day romance is dead.  I’m not for all the sappy stuff, but show your girl she’s appreciated, or the next man will.  Stop acting all hard.  Like Usher said, that’s for dudes that’s lonely.  If you want a LADY, you need to act accordingly- you need to be a GENTLEMAN. Ladies, let your man be the man- don’t take his masculinity.
Men & women should be held to the same standards and THAT is how you get a successful relationship, when one partner isn’t “less”.  That’s why MONEY is the number one cause of divorce. “First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the respect.”  Scarface was right.
But you can still act like ladies and gentleman while keeping your personal power, your morals, and your money :o)
Happy Valentine’s Day.  ♥ BELLA

Modern day romance is dead.  I’m not for all the sappy stuff, but show your girl she’s appreciated, or the next man will.  Stop acting all hard.  Like Usher said, that’s for dudes that’s lonely.  If you want a LADY, you need to act accordingly- you need to be a GENTLEMAN. Ladies, let your man be the man- don’t take his masculinity.

Men & women should be held to the same standards and THAT is how you get a successful relationship, when one partner isn’t “less”.  That’s why MONEY is the number one cause of divorce. “First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the respect.”  Scarface was right.

But you can still act like ladies and gentleman while keeping your personal power, your morals, and your money :o)

Happy Valentine’s Day.  ♥ BELLA

Reblogged: quitecheeky

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh